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It seems we’re treated to one X-rated Christmas story every season.
Last year, the Daily News reported that a man in West Virginia had been caught (pants around his ankles) sodomizing one of the sheep in a “live” Nativity scene.
Yuck.
This year, we have a story about a Santa that was groped at a Danbury, CT mall. “Don’t touch my sack!” read the headline.
A 33-year-old woman was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. The police quickly found and identified her because the woman was described as being on crutches.
Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. “He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident,” a police officer said.
Double yuck.
