Sex with an Italian
From Lisa Scottoline’s book, “The Vendetta Defense”:
“She tried to suppress her crankiness. She had never held a press conference before but knew it would have gone more smoothly if she had had sex with an Italian last night. Sex with an Italian would have made everything perfect, especially the next morning, when its magic hadn’t worn off. The residual pixie dust would have unlocked Judy’s inner power and unblocked her nasal passages. Given its obvious benefits, some of which were possibly permanent if not everlasting, who would pass up sex with an Italian in favor of a night of hard work? Only an idiot. Or a lawyer. The cameraman gave Judy a quick thumbs-up, so she tried to stop thinking about almost-sex and cleared her throat.”
A good, hot plate of spaghetti and some spicy meatballs before sex with an Italian is my favorite.
October 28th, 2006 at 5:18 am
Why, thank you.
Although I always preferred a lighter meal before lovemaking. Some prosiutto with mellon, a veal chop some salad.
To each her own. My Jewish lover will eat anything-barring pork products, shellfish or fish withour scales-no scallops for her! And no mixing milk with meat ( can’t cook the mother in her own milk!)
I love shellfish, cheesburgers and ham-what we do for love!