Hunky Priests Calendar

Posted by Censor Librorum on Jul 19, 2008 | Categories: Humor, Scandals

These priests are so handsome and seductive I’m thinking about becoming….a gay man!

The publication of Mormons Exposed had me wondering if Catholics had anything similar…and we do!   Calendario Romano publishes an annual calendar of  hunky seminarians and  priests at the Vatican.    The calendar also includes some helpful notes of places to see and things to do while you’re there….My advice: Guys, buy the calendar AFTER church so you’re still in a state of grace for Communion.   fr-march.JPG

I may order a copy for my sister.   Fr. March may be enough to get her back to church again. Fr. October, who is also the Cover priest, certainly would have been labeled “Father-What-A-Waste” when I was growing up. fr-october.GIF

Lesbians, as usual, have some catching up to do.   The publisher would probably have to go through six thousand reprints if they printed a calendar of twelve handsome sisters looking soulfully in our eyes with all kind of promises in theirs….

Just in time for World Youth Day,    the casting for Calendario Romano 2009  is about to begin.   Want  to get boys and girls back to the Church? Hunky seminarians may be the answer.   Boring homilies about following rules  are not.

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One Response to “Hunky Priests Calendar”

  1. Thom Says:

    I wasn’t going to comment, but I will. I want that calendar. That’s all.

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